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Lemon Tree Three Feet High To Be Carried Across London
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Mar 01, 2009 by Dean Parkin
Last updated on: Mar 01, 2009
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Categories: Comedy & Humour, Other, can't or won't be pigeon-holed, Other; can't or won't be pigeon-holed, Poetry, Story telling & Literature
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I came across a man sat on a train with a lemon tree on the table in front of him. The tree had one fully grown lemon on its branches and as the train made its way to London, I began to worry about the safety of its lemon and if it would make it home. The stalk was sturdy though. And the man definitely seemed confident that they would get there in one piece...
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I'm a poet based in Suffolk, England. A cross between Dean Martin and Philip Larkin, I used to be older than I looked but I'm now catching up fast.
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Carl Munson wrote at 07:14:39 PM on Mar 01, 2009
Wonderful!
Brilliant production quality Dean combined with beautiful story telling, in your unique, extraordinary way. I'm sure many a listener will have a ball listening to this - citric scrotum - love it!!!
I'm going to play it on my radio show next week - http://www.phonic.fm/2009/02/19/new-exeter/
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Paul Wetton wrote at 11:03:31 PM on Mar 01, 2009
Stunning work Mr Parkin ! The jazz man is really showing through now.Classic.
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Matt Harvey wrote at 01:32:00 PM on Mar 02, 2009
Dean Parkin, you're the bees knees

this is my favourite sonic tinkering yet - and that's saying something*

*i.e. I liked the other ones very much, so therefore... etc
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Carl Munson wrote at 09:45:16 PM on Mar 05, 2009
Dean

I love it so much, I've created a regular feature on my radio show (http://www.phonic.fm/2009/02/19/new-exeter/) called 'piece of Parkin?'

Lemons was a big hit this morning; thinking Balloon Landings next week...
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Dean Parkin wrote at 09:54:06 PM on Mar 05, 2009
Carl - thanks for this - flattered and delighted about 'piece of parkin'. Hopefully people won't think it's anything to do with Ginger Parkin, apparently a yucky cake from the north and no relation. But thanks for the comments and encouragement!
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