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Paul Wetton wrote at 03:19:20 PM on Nov 17, 2008

Nice one Janey , great introduction to your work.I checked out your site..and urge others to do so ,great stuff..I love your voice by the way and I hope we can persuade you to further contribute to Traydio in the future.
All the very best
Paul

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Rob Barratt wrote at 12:26:38 AM on Feb 16, 2009

Hello Janey,

I've always misheard the pronunciation of your name on Radio 2 and I thought it was Jamie! Now I know. I checked out your website too and I also like your voice. Enough of the flattery. I often listen to Steve Wright in the afternoon on my way home from work. Apart from yourself (of course), I like "Ask Elvis" the best. The only bit I don't like is the astrologers who always say whatever the listeners want to hear or rather what they say could apply to anyone - it's so generalised and waffly. Anyway, when I split up from my wife, I found that Steve Wright's "Sunday Love Songs" was the most painful radio show to listen to as there were so many apparently happy people sending in cheesy requests for cheesy love songs. It inspired me to write the attached poem in which I perform the snatches of song with gusto. I'm a singer too but not on your scale of fame. You could do a great job on this one. I wrote it for lonely people or people who'd just split up. I perform it regularly, whenever they let me out of the straightjacket. Good luck with the children. Mine are grown up now but are just as important to me as ever. Keep up the good work.

Sunday Love Songs by Rob Barratt

(rbarratt@cooptel.net)

Hi there, Steve. Love the show!
Please play me a request
I’d like to dedicate a song
To the man I love the best

Dave’s been with me for forty years
I’ve never had to doubt him
To be perfectly honest with you, Steve
I just couldn’t live without him

(sing) I can’t live, if living is without you.
I can’t live, I can’t give any more….

I really, really love him, Steve
And he loves me just the same
I get a funny tingle
Every time I hear his name

He’s stuck with me through thick and thin
Through good times and through bad ‘uns
So, Steve, please play a track for Dave
You know, that one by Bryan Adams

(sing) You know it’s true, Everything I do, I do it for you….

Each day Dave makes me, without fail,
My breakfast, lunch and tea
Without him, I’d be nothing, Steve
He means the world to me

We never ever argue, Steve
He’s never vile or bitchy
So play me a romantic song
Like “Hello” by Lionel Ritchie

(sing) Well hello. Is it me you’re looking for……?
‘Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely……

Please play us a slow number, Steve
So we can have a smooch
We’ll chew the fat, around our flat
In Ashby-de-la-Zouch

Those whom God hath joined together
Let no man put asunder
So play me a sentimental song
You know, like Stevie Wonder

(sing) I just called to say, “I love you”
I just called to say how much I care
I just called to say……….

As a lover, Dave is second to none
He’s a one-man sex machine
I’ve got to hand it to him, Steve
(If you know what I mean)

So please play him a nice song, Steve
He’s loyal, true and brave
He’s a smashing bloke, who likes a joke
Thanks Steve. Yours truly, …… Dave.

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